Monday, December 1, 2008

To Spam Folder, With Love

Dear Michael_Vincent5, Michael Vincent2, Micheal222, thank you three Michaels for finding me a job almost every day! It's nice to have online associates looking out for my needs! So are you guys Siamese Triplets or WHAT?

Dear Bob Allen, thanks for your 90 Day Free Wealth Challenge! You rock!

And to all the ladies, men, children and dogs who are always on the lookout for new and interesting ways to enlarge my penis--from the bottom of my thank, I heart you!

xoxox- Darla

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