Losing my Mind Online

Because you could be a Veteran and this could be your day...Easily... This post is for YOU!

The homeless man who fell off the cliff by my house when he was drunk (and sleeping on the edge of a cliff!) just walked by wearing new hip-hop gear. His limp (from the fall) seems to be healing quite nicely and is almost gone. The clothes look good on him, nevermind the fact that he's a 40-50 year old Mexican-American homeless person as thin as the rails of a train-track, with a giant moustache curling around the sides of his permanently drunken and malnourished face.

Sometimes he kicks and yells at invisible people standing beside him--Today, veterans day, I could see them for the first time: They are all the annoyingly blase and loitering ghosts of Dead (undead?) Civil War Soldiers. They hang around like pigeons and take ghostly dumps on homeless people and their things.

I'd like to add this thought to the mix:

http://www.mcphee.com/shop/products/Handerpants.html

Can we get these in boxes by the hundreds (like hospital gloves) and distribute them to the homeless, as a token of our gratitude for their anticipated attempts at cleanliness if we ask them really, really nicely to stay clean, with sugar on top...???

And now I'll close on these words:

Fucking Hell.