Duck Tits is a fat black kid with a dirty little face that is always eating the same giant chicken leg and every time he tries to talk with his mouthful of chicken no one understands a word he says so he sobs uncontrollably and eats more chicken.
He's not really a super-hero but he has the magical power of transforming the world around him into a musical when ever he begins singing. He starts sobbing and singing and where ever he is, people drop everything and do incredible dance numbers and back-up vocals. No one understands his lyrics, but seem to know all the words anyhow.
And this is what I know about that.
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