Monday, October 20, 2008

Another Email (Rant) For Your Pleasure:

Trader Joes has a nice rose called Vielle Ferme, I believe, which has the random image of a goat on the label and an ecologically friendly screw-top.

(Correction, there are Roosters on the label--Goat, Rooster, same thing!)

It shouldn't stain your carpets and is far better than Chardonnay, which is without doubt the worst kind of wine ever with White Zinfandel being a distant second.

I should mention this only because I never have.

I should also say that since you don't drink wine you could never know this, so don't worry.

You could also never know that Charles Shaw is in no way delicious; it is simply cheap.

People can be lied to enough to believe anything, and the whole Charles Shaw thing is simply a vicious rumor started by winos and the son of Charles Shaw, hoping to inherit a kingdom of two-dollar bills rather than a vineyard of disgusting grapes and a few million vats of undrinkable wine.

People may disagree with me, but let them.

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